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I would like to share with you a collaboration effort by inala, jinpi-moe, watchful21 and myself. This is a translation based of inala's audio recording (and written reports) about the 12:00 and 16:00 MC part of NEWS' Winter Party "Diamond" show that she was lucky to attend on October 26th (SENDAI). Some episodes are too cute & hilarious, we felt we must share it with the fandom. The MC part was 20 min long and so we composed it as digest.

For now, I will post the 4pm show (PART 2), and the 12 noon show (PART 1) will be posted soon.

[Massu's weird behavior]


K_ Massu, can you stop making your own “Massu space” in our dressing

room? You occupy the space with your bottles like water, water, water,

and tea. Then you say, “I’ve got to go to the bathroom.” You deserve it!


M_ I don’t go to bathroom that often. Though, when I go, there’s only a

strawberry that comes out.


S _ Really? Then do it now. Can you show us strawberries coming out from


Hey, hey, hey!


(P starts dancing by himself.)


K_ Yamap got bored (laugh). Can you please stop practicing?


R _ Massu, you put tissues under your palms when you do push-ups, don’t



M _ Just because the floor was too dirty, I was going to wipe up the floor

with tissues. But the tissues just got stuck on my palms so I thought to

myself it worked OK. Even when I dance, I hover my palms above the

floor, about 1cm.


R_ You’re way too obsessed (with being clean)!


S_ And in the train, Massu never puts his bag on the floor.


M_ You don’t have to put your bag on the floor, you just put it on your lap.

I get very upset if someone puts my stuff on the floor.


R_ Why don’t you be a paperman for your solo? Not Massuperman?


M_ With being wrapped by tissues?


(Ryo-chan burped)


R_ I thought I wasn’t being filmed. I was wondering why the monitor screen

shook. It was me burping!


[P’s graduation]


P_ I graduated from my university in September, and had a graduation

ceremony. There were reporters to film so all the graduating students

there got together at once. But the students next to me were ones I’ve

never seen before.


K_ Even if it was the graduation ceremony?


P_ Yap, it was like “It’s nice to meet you”, even though we graduated

together. On many occasions, I’m asked like, “How long did you take to

graduate from your school?” So, for it to sound like “4 years”, I

mumble, like “4 YEARS and jhxfltuhj…..”



[Tego’s over-exposure]


K_Tegoshi, will you stop wearing a bathrobe without putting your

underwear on?


S_ Right! Just like today, when I was eating abura-age (fried bean curd),

there’s your abura-age in front of my eyes, I mean your ‘frank and

beans’. (T/N: In the Japanese text, Shige directly said “chinchin” and

“balls”, but I substituted ‘frank and beans’ instead.)

In the shower room too, Tegoshi danced to me like “wow wow wow

wow” (“Love Revolution” Morning-Musume), and his privates shook as

well. “wow wow wow wow”


(Audience screamed “Kya~~~~~!!!”)


K_ What do you guys “Kya~~~!!!” about!?


S_ Then Tegoshi disappeared to go to the bathroom, and I started feeling

that I didn’t want to lose to him, so I waited for him as I stood straight

like a naked king. But somehow Massu came in. He took a look at me

and said “Oh, sorry”, then he just closed the door.

P_ The dressing room is mirrored, isn’t it? So we could see Tego’s ‘thing’
      through the mirror. I had to see it when I was eating udon noodles. I was
     almost going to throw up.

T_  Ima ha~ (Tego started dancing “Ai no Matador”)

K_  I’ve seen many uchiwas printed with the pose, the “EMERGENCY
       EXIT” sign ones.

S_  I was so glad that there’re no more Kojima Yoshio’s uchiwas anymore.

P_  Guess what’s next? No underwear prince?

T_ That's supposed to be me, isn't that?

AUDIO for 12 NOON show, October 26, 2008. SENDAI

audio: inala (12:00 show)
Japanese transcription and English translation: lilprox/jinpi-moe

editing: watchful21


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Nov. 3rd, 2008 01:56 am (UTC)
thank you ♥
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMG yamapi is so cute with his "4 years and vruihio..." XDDDDDDD

and OMG tegoshiiiiiiii o(>.<)o
and shige too LMAO
Nov. 3rd, 2008 01:57 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... WOW... that was so funny, Shige standing like a "naked king" to impress Tegoshi and Massu's strawberries?!
Thank you all!!
Nov. 3rd, 2008 02:00 am (UTC)
tegoshi naked? he still looks like a little boy for me! ahahahaha...
Nov. 3rd, 2008 02:02 am (UTC)
ROTFLMAO XD~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
lol lol lo these are so hilarious =)) haha
no underwear king!? WTF? 8DD I wanna see it!!! =))

thanks for translating XD~~
Nov. 3rd, 2008 02:03 am (UTC)

this was wayyyyy too funny Thank you for sharing!
Nov. 3rd, 2008 02:09 am (UTC)
hahaahahahha~ that's so funny. both tegomass are weird...lmao~
thanks for sharing~
is it possible to share the audio recording? if it isnt, its alright...
Nov. 3rd, 2008 02:43 am (UTC)

we only have an audio for 12 noon show.
my translation is based on enormous Japanese blogs.
(no subject) - joshamax - Nov. 3rd, 2008 04:20 am (UTC) - Expand
Nov. 3rd, 2008 02:10 am (UTC)
so cute
seems realli fun for the MC part =)

thanks for translating

PS. they like to be naked in front of one another dont they ? hahaa
Nov. 3rd, 2008 02:12 am (UTC)
LOL!!! Tegoshi has no shame!! haha, and Ryo's burp. these guys are too awesome.

thanks for translating!!!
Nov. 3rd, 2008 02:14 am (UTC)
LOL @ Tegoshi hahahahaha.

Thanks for the translation.
Nov. 3rd, 2008 02:17 am (UTC)

I love that people made ima wa~ uchiwas. Win, fandom.

This was so funny, thank you so much for sharing!
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Nov. 3rd, 2008 02:26 am (UTC)
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS MASSIVELY FUNNYY thankyou guys!!!! hope to read more soon!!! Thank you thankyou!! i loved it all!!
Nov. 3rd, 2008 02:32 am (UTC)
LOL these guys...

Thank you so much for translating!!! :) ♥
Nov. 3rd, 2008 02:35 am (UTC)
n tegoshi naked,pipi's mumbling n shige standing like a naked king!!~xDDD

its just crack!!!ROFLROFLROFL!!~xDDD
Nov. 3rd, 2008 03:24 am (UTC)
Strawberries.... O_O!!
I'm starting to think that Massu has OCD~~
LOL Paperman~

Pi is soo cute <3333333 "4 years and aksfjkwajf" ♥

OMG Shige & Tegoshi NAKED battle LMAO~~ what was going through their minds I wonder~ Massu is the normal one xD
I just can stop laughing at Tegoshi, I dunno what to think anymoree *O* *dies*

IMA WA ~~ :]

thank you ♥
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