K_ Massu, can you stop making your own “Massu space” in our dressing

room? You occupy the space with your bottles like water, water, water,

and tea. Then you say, “I’ve got to go to the bathroom.” You deserve it!

M_ I don’t go to bathroom that often. Though, when I go, there’s only a

strawberry that comes out.

S _ Really? Then do it now. Can you show us strawberries coming out from

there?

Hey, hey, hey!

(P starts dancing by himself.)

K_ Yamap got bored (laugh). Can you please stop practicing?

R _ Massu, you put tissues under your palms when you do push-ups, don’t

you?

M _ Just because the floor was too dirty, I was going to wipe up the floor

with tissues. But the tissues just got stuck on my palms so I thought to

myself it worked OK. Even when I dance, I hover my palms above the

floor, about 1cm.

R_ You’re way too obsessed (with being clean)!

S_ And in the train, Massu never puts his bag on the floor.

M_ You don’t have to put your bag on the floor, you just put it on your lap.

I get very upset if someone puts my stuff on the floor.

R_ Why don’t you be a paperman for your solo? Not Massuperman?

M_ With being wrapped by tissues?

(Ryo-chan burped)

R_ I thought I wasn’t being filmed. I was wondering why the monitor screen

shook. It was me burping!
 

[P’s graduation]

P_ I graduated from my university in September, and had a graduation

ceremony. There were reporters to film so all the graduating students

there got together at once. But the students next to me were ones I’ve

never seen before.

K_ Even if it was the graduation ceremony?

P_ Yap, it was like “It’s nice to meet you”, even though we graduated

together. On many occasions, I’m asked like, “How long did you take to

graduate from your school?” So, for it to sound like “4 years”, I

mumble, like “4 YEARS and jhxfltuhj…..”

[Tego’s over-exposure]

K_Tegoshi, will you stop wearing a bathrobe without putting your

underwear on?

S_ Right! Just like today, when I was eating abura-age (fried bean curd),

there’s your abura-age in front of my eyes, I mean your ‘frank and

beans’. (T/N: In the Japanese text, Shige directly said “chinchin” and

“balls”, but I substituted ‘frank and beans’ instead.)

In the shower room too, Tegoshi danced to me like “wow wow wow

wow” (“Love Revolution” Morning-Musume), and his privates shook as

well. “wow wow wow wow”

(Audience screamed “Kya~~~~~!!!”)

K_ What do you guys “Kya~~~!!!” about!?

S_ Then Tegoshi disappeared to go to the bathroom, and I started feeling

that I didn’t want to lose to him, so I waited for him as I stood straight

like a naked king. But somehow Massu came in. He took a look at me

and said “Oh, sorry”, then he just closed the door.

P_ The dressing room is mirrored, isn’t it? So we could see Tego’s ‘thing’
      through the mirror. I had to see it when I was eating udon noodles. I was
     almost going to throw up.

T_  Ima ha~ (Tego started dancing “Ai no Matador”)

K_  I’ve seen many uchiwas printed with the pose, the “EMERGENCY
       EXIT” sign ones.


S_  I was so glad that there’re no more Kojima Yoshio’s uchiwas anymore.


P_  Guess what’s next? No underwear prince?

T_ That's supposed to be me, isn't that?

AUDIO for 12 NOON show, October 26, 2008. SENDAI
MF

credits:
audio: inala (12:00 show)
Japanese transcription and English translation: lilprox/jinpi-moe